Today Sparky in some weirdass last ditch effort to do I don’t even know what said:
“dude ill come over and piss on your front porch if you want”
I am not sure what that means, none of my friends are sure what that means… One even opened the “guy dictionary” after commenting that he’s said some [...]

As I’ve aged, and dated horrible man after horrible man I’ve developed a certain shell. I do not go head over heels, I did that once and got so so burned that since then I’ve been very controlled in my relationships. I get close- don’t get me wrong, I still give a lot of myself [...]

Last night The amazing one made me dinner. Please remember due to past boyfriends my expectations of “let me make you dinner” are not that high. I understand that typical male bachelor is not Betty Crocker, and past boyfriends have “made” me dinner before.
Therefore imagine my surprise and delight when he actually meant he was [...]