I learned something about myself yesterday. It’s 4pm, I’m at Lowe’s purchasing the last of the christmas presents for my father. Little do I realize that at 4pm on a Thursday Lowes is nothing but contracters getting their supplies for the next day… I actually was a little creeped out the entire time I was there. My favorite comment on the list though of things said/mumbled to me the whole time I was there was the guy who burped, then whistled, and said “Mmm baby I could watch that ass all day” while he followed me down an aisle.
As if the burp was not enough to make me turn around and rip his clothes off with my teeth to get at that fine piece of man meat, the comment should have right?