Today Sparky in some weirdass last ditch effort to do I don’t even know what said:

“dude ill come over and piss on your front porch if you want”

I am not sure what that means, none of my friends are sure what that means… One even opened the “guy dictionary” after commenting that he’s said some stupid things and he didn’t even know what that particular comment meant.

I wonder if that’s his equivilant of Truck peeing on Jane… And he can’t figure out why we are no longer dating.