I just spent 40 minutes *attempting* to get my car registration renewed. After 40 minutes I just gave up, mainly because I was trapped in the 7th circle of hell.

It was hot, there were probably 30 people in line in front of me and all of two clerks. I had more teeth than the entire rest of the room combined, and surprisingly I had the shortest hair in the entire room. Not since high school have I seen so many cans of Rave put to such awful uses. I understand that the big hair craze on women requires on average of one can per person per day, but my guess would be most of the men had also followed this trend to keep their mullets from blowing in the wind. Have you ever seen a two year old with a mullet of their very own? It’s not pretty, and in my opinion should be considered a form of child abuse.

The guy in front of me had decided it was also a REALLY great idea to smoke an ENTIRE pack of cigarrettes before walking into the office, so in conjunction with the heat and the fact that we were packed into this one small ass room with no more than 6 inches space between all of us it made his habit that much more apparent and that much harder for me to breathe with that great upper respiratory infection I currently have raging.

I was also lucky enough to run into a girl from high school who had all FIVE of her children with her and her third husband. I got to hear all about her life since high school including how her other “babies daddies” weren’t real keen on that whole child support thing, but her current husband treated her “real good”. I don’t care, I didn’t even talk to you in high school why in the fuck would I want to talk to you now? It was a good indication though of what my reunion will hold for me. Still really looking forward to that.

I’ll just pay the damn late fee for renewing later this week rather than try to battle rednecks in line for god knows how long while they argue that they didn’t know they needed their proof of insurance, or that the car’s “done been junked for months now and my ex husbands ex wife said I didn’t need to show ya’ll proof of that”.