Today I learned of the upcoming existence of the “shotgun taser” . A quote from the article:

“The eXtended Range Electro-Muscular Projectile is designed to combine the blunt-force trauma of a fast-moving baseball with the shock of a stun gun”

I want one, I want one SO much, life would be much easier. Somehow though I don’t think Jane or the Amazing one or pretty much anyone who knows me thinks it would be a good idea for me to have one….