I went to pickup a salad today from a local grocery story. I was also in dire need of caffeine so I picked up a 12pack of coke. As I’m reaching for my 12pack a very nice and obviously very butch lesbian points out to me that there’s another 12 pack wedged on top of the one I currently have my hand on. As she reaches to pull the top pack off, she rubs her hand, open palmed down the side of my breast.

My initial reaction was a little bit of shock. Sure I’ve been felt up by women before, but it’s usually my friends and we’re usually drunk. I’ve never once been felt up by a woman I didn’t know in the middle of the soda aisle. She then proceeds to ask if I’m available to have coffee later. When I tell her that I have plans with my boyfriend she says “pity, my radar isn’t usually off”

Well guess what sister, it was off. I don’t mind necessarily being hit on by women, I can deal with it, it’s not an issue. But if a man had done that exact same thing to me he would have been punched. The odd factor combined with my own shock at being feltup in the soda aisle was all that really saved her from being slapped. I wonder if that’s a common lesbian pickup method, or if I just happened to get a creepy one…