Today I was browsing my stats checkin out the hits and such. My favorite part is always seeing what keywords people put in to search engines that just happen to lead them here.
Some make sense to me, purity balls is a recent one, I can see that I have a post on the topic.
” emotionally unavailable asshole dated me over the phone” - yeah i can see that one too, lord knows I’ve used the phrase emotionally unavailable asshole a lot.
spinster with dog- I’ll give them that.
“Boy peed on” I don’t know where the hell that one came from.
“getting sap off of dog” - not a damn clue, nor do I really know how to get sap off of a dog, but I would try ice and if that doesn’t work just cut the shit out. My personal favorite for the last week though “first time- virginity- cream filled”. huh- 1) that’s a weird ass search phrase, 2, how the fuck did you get here from that?
Least the search phrases give me a good laugh
“Boy peed on” is easy to explain. You guys talk about “Boys” a fair amount. even using the word on occasion. And there’s the story of Jane’s dog peeing on someone.
Voila, instant unintentional search term. I bet you even get pretty high in that list.
June 27, 2006 @ 11:47 amSap off a dog. You talked about a guy stealing mayo packets to
clean bonzai sap off his hands with. And then the dog entries.
Clear as mud!
June 30, 2006 @ 8:30 pm