I was perusing several online stores today hunting for gifts for amazing ones birthday. I found something of interest, clicked in to see more about it and the very first bullet pointed feature of it was

Mouth-blown in Germany

I couldn’t get past that, and giggled for a good 5 minutes. Sometimes it’s fun to be 12.

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