I always enjoy looking at the messages caught on my various email accounts by my spam filters. I never actually open them because usually their subject lines are more than enough to amuse.

Today’s list included the usual long drawn out ones

Hot teeeen damseel eatss thiick

Painful ass_hole instertion of 31inch horse (that one cracks me up)

Puffy-nippledd youuung beeauty gets a faciaall

But there was a surprise, one that was to the point and spelled correctly.

Get Laid!

Way to be direct Mr. Spammer! I appreciate your straight-forward approach. I also appreciate that you didn’t even really care about spelling things in some f’d up fashion in an attempt to just make it past a filter or two.

Still not opening your email though