Sunday morning I decided to be a nice girlfriend and go pickup some breakfast for Amazing one and I from the HickTown Mcdonalds. (a nicer girlfriend probably would have actually cooked breakfast, but at least I was making an effort)

Upon arrival I saw the drive thru line was especially long, but figured what the hell, at least then I’m only dealing with the rednecks as an observer from the safety of my car and am not right in the middle of the crowd inside attempting to battle my way to the counter while avoiding all the tobacco spit on the floor and good ole boys who “accidentally” manage to lose control of their hands and grab my ass. There’s also something about the way those country boys leer that I just cannot handle pre 9am.

So I sat in the comfort of my car people watching and counting the number of john deere hats (7) and number of plaid shirts (12) that wandered in and out of the McDonalds. Our Mcdonalds is somewhat “high tech” they put in one of those two drive thru systems to speed up and also totally confuse all who come close to them. While I’m sitting in the very long line I see a new car drive into the parking lot and drive up to the second drive thru.

Yes I know, this is violation of the “no cuts” rule, but I don’t really get pissed off about things like that, I’ve learned to accept that people are morons and are for the most part only out for their own gain. I also realize that this is Redneck land and not three weeks ago I’d seen that idiot pull up on the completely incorrect side of the road and stop like she was in a turn lane.

Apparently however, my attitude was not shared by the person in front of me. He proceeds to park in his spot in the line, get out of his car and go running up the line of stopped cars to unleash a little Drive thru rage on the moron cutter. I swear he was outside of this womans car screaming at her for a good 2 or 3 minutes. meanwhile the remainder of the line had begun to move, however I was stuck immediatley behind the rage guy so I was frankly a little afraid to go around him, so I just waited for him to finish his rant and return to his car. This is redneck town afterall, there is probably a shotgun in every car.