I am on a wedding diet and it blows. I’m eating less, drinking that slimfast crap (which no matter what they say does NOT control hunger-lying bastards) and walking 1-2 miles most days is turning me into quite the cranky girl. Today I ate salad for lunch and I’m still hungry. All I want is a big old Wendy’s big bacon classic which they’ve taken off the menu (fuckers) and replaced with some massive 18lb burger slathered in bacon and cheese that makes my heart hurt just to look at. Although I’m hungry enough now that I bet I could finish one.