A1 is out in Sunny CA for a few days so the puppies and I are riding solo. This am I took my pre work shower and was dryin my hair while the oldest of the puppies laid at my feet chewin on one of her bones. I hear her start to cough and hack like she’s gotten a piece stuck in her throat so I lean down to make sure she’s ok. That’s when she throws up directly into my lap. Now I am fresh from showering so I am only wearing a robe, which opened up around my legs when I crouched down. Yes my bare legs are now coated in dog vomit.

So I do what any person in that position would probably do, I throw up on myself and the dog. Needless to say we both got to take showers, my second of the morning her first. I still managed to be only an hour late for work today which I think is fantastic, but I do have to fully disenfect and hose down the bathroom when I get home.