Anyone else noticed the sudden influx of Amway commercials? Well I should get with the times, they’re now Quixtar, formerly Amway. Either way I do believe they are a giant scam machine and I’m a little confused that suddenly they’re on every channel from TLC to MSNBC. Multilevel marketing my ass- pyramid scheme is more like it but whatever.

Then I saw Billy Mayes, the Oxyclean, orange glo, infomercial god selling health insurance. WTF? Apparently this man has the capability to sell everything I may ever need. This is why I skip commercials 98% of the time