Currently I’m watching the Katie Couric Sarah Palin interview and the more I see of her, the more I absolutely hate this woman. She’s a moron. She’s anti every single thing I stand for. She can’t even get thru a single sentence without hmm’ing and hawing and talking in circles and long pauses. Nothing that she says even comes close to answering a question. Here’s one of my favorite excerpts:

COURIC: And when it comes to establishing your worldview, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?
PALIN: I’ve read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media …
COURIC: But, like, what ones specifically? I’m curious that you …
PALIN: All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.
COURIC: Can you name a few?
PALIN: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news too. Alaska isn’t a foreign country, where, it’s kind of suggested and it seems like, “Wow, how could you keep in touch with what the rest of Washington, D.C. may be thinking and doing when you live up there in Alaska?” Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America.

So lets get this straight. 1) you’re being interviewed by Katie Couric. She is not what I would call a hardball reporter. It’s not like you’re in front of Keith Olbermann or Dan Rather or whomever. It’s Katie friggen Couric and you still can’t speak coherently. 2) This crazy woman can’t name a single newspaper or magazine that she actually reads, instead she reads all of them. Oh and wasn’t she a journalism major at some point in her community college career? 3) She can’t name any supreme court decision outside of Roe V Wade. How bout Bush V Gore, Miranda V Arizona. There are quite a few others to choose from. 4) She tried to argue with a teacher that dinosaurs and humans lived on earth together 6000 years ago… I could keep going but frankly even typing this is making me want to vomit a little.

I am looking forward to Thursday nights debate. I can’t wait to see what words fall out of her mouth and how Tina Fey uses them on this weeks SNL. Please Ms Palin go back to Alaska and stay tucked far far away from the rest of us. Perhaps go to the part up there by the maritime border that has you so close to Russia and go ahead and try to work on your international policy skills.

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