Since 2008 in it’s last hurrah decided to take my hairdryer out with it, along with the breaker, the kitchen sink, my car brakes and oh yeah my good health (I’ve been sick since New Years Eve) I have been shopping for a new hair dryer.

I always start at amazon, so that I know what my options are plus after the post Christmas Best Buy adventure I’ve been just a tiny bit terrified of stepping foot in another retail store. That’s when I ran across this little piece of joy:

That’s right, the GoldNHot. I want one, I can’t explain why I want one but I just kinda do. I would then like to wear it, plugged it in of course to an extension cord as one reviewer noted with the addition of an extension cord allows you to roam freely- at least freely-ish. Then I would just wear it around work, pretending that nothing is different, nothing it out of place. When asked WTF is that on your head, I would just pretend that I have no idea what they’re talking about.

I figure if I can also find some way to rig it to perhaps some kind of gas powered baby generator I could then wear my GoldNHot everywhere I went. I think it will be especially useful in the winter time as my ears will then never get cold.